tuesday ings

wanting
burnt english toast with melted butter. but alas we have no english bread and we have no butter. and even if we did, our toaster refuses to burn anything :( i have searched high and low for a toaster that is renowned for burning things and they are VHTF (i am using my internet language today!)

sighing
over the extremely long line in walmart this morning to return the big bag of cedar bedding i bought for the rats before i realized cedar is BAD for rats. who knew rats have such high standards for bedding? and i love the smell of cedar, i equated cedar for rats to 400 thread count for humans :(

drinking
1.25 scoops of nescafe, 2.25 scoops of creamer, 0.75 splenda pack = OMGTDF (ok i hate internet talk)

wondering
why i never see white anti-perspirant powder on Michelle Obama's sleeveless dresses... i wonder if she botoxes her armpits...? or maybe she just doesn't sweat...? gasp, maybe she is a robot...?

giggling

over Danny telling me how important the 'no sharing' rule is at the pre-K wunch table... then how he shared his snack today but it was OK because he did it UNDER the table not OVER the table :) apparently his friend loves yellow and so he just had to share his yellow spongebob gummie with him :)

(posting the day after, due to giving up on tuesday around 5pm)