oh honestly

my computer is in putt-putt hell. Danny was playing this little game that hijacked my computer and refused to quit - even when i removed the CD, put putt-putt back in it's case and put the putt-putt CD as far across the room from the computer as possible. what the hell, putt putt???? and stop playing that song, it's driving me nuts!!

today i rid myself of nemesis#5 on my america's most wanted list - kung fu panda. he has been thrown in the trash many a time but he somehow always claws his way back out and lies in wait deep inside a toy box... he has great stamina and can wait silently for weeks till i am home alone then suddenly he springs to life and yells out 'wa-haa!!' for no reason and scares me out of my skin. well today, i found him and turned the garden hose on him (boy that felt good!) he didn't like that at all, he was yelling for his life and his voice was getting all squiffy and robotic. then i placed him at the BOTTOM of the trash can and threw several buckets of toys on top of him - i could hear him shouting the entire time :( as i walked away he was still yelling but his tone had changed and he seemed to be begging for mercy... now i am feeling VERY GUILTY about it.... and am thinking of rescuing him :| urgh, stupid panda! and stupid me...

speaking of stupid, i really hate that Dr Oz. he isn't very nice and he isn't very cute either. all told, Oprah is completely unwatchable these days. ok, she has been for at least 4 seasons, but each year i give her a fresh start, hoping she will have done research over the summer and discovered what women really think about her show... and they will have been honest, instead of blowing smoke up her ass. this season is the worst so far and i can't even read the little description about the show anymore, even that is deathly boring sounding :( i don't like superstars! nor Dr Oz and his lame organic advice!! nor people who are heroes who make me feel lame for wanting to stay in bed all day because i have a sore throat. i want to see L-O-S-E-R-S. people who truly SUCK. women who spend $400 a week on starbucks. women who have tons of unopened bags of unnecessary stuff in their cars. women who are terrible mothers that can make me feel like less of a terrible mother. Oprah sucks these days... she just doesn't get it anymore :|

another thing i don't get... melrose place. ohhh but where to begin. i'm so confused with jane, she is sooooo mean now but she used to be soooooo nice - i think her personality was switched after a very confusing car accident where no-one had ID and doctors had to act fast to save lives....? maybe they put kimberly's brain into jane's head by mistake? but i don't remember such an episode.... and i am seriously no good at DNA but i wonder if the really terrible actress with red hair is jane's daughter.... i think sydney and jane were sisters, right? i sure wish i was smarter at biology so i could keep up with my soaps :|

off to bed... one pic from the library today. just one - no more no less :)