sigh

so far today i have:

• watched a gruesome episode of walking with dinosaurs at 6am :|
• been whacked over the head by a large rubber centipede while driving
• had to console the distraught child who accidentally did this, while rubbing the huge welt on my neck
• resued our dazed, concussed cat after he attempted to run through a glass door at 200 mph to escape the dogs who mistook him for a wild creature :|
• dragged a 50 pound wailing child around target in the hopes that they might have my very favorite caramel apple yogurt (they didn't...)
• had tears wiped all over my legs during the above episode
• had to carry him after he tripped and refused to walk anymore
• been peed on by a rat
• seen a painted mural of storybook characters that i am soooo going back to tonight for pictures! (this is in pink because it makes my heart skip:)
  
• made chicken noodle soup at 7am while trying not to vomit into it
• come face to face with the 'scary woman with tiger hair' at Danny's preschool - a terrifying ageing foxtress of a grandma, who is always carrying a teacup yorkie with bangtails and a big gold purse with studs all over it. in a completely empty carpark, she waited for me to vacate my space because it's the first one in the row :| but first i needed to read my harbor freight tools weekly flyer ;)
• and did i mention it's 9am... no more bullet points!
  
• off to make zebras from stripy gloves and work on Sammy's room some more xo