horray!

this weekend
i am becoming really positively upwardly mobile! my at&t thingie finally allows the purchase of an iphone at discounted price. and i want a white one. must be white and have a polka dot case :)

wondering
how on earth, when i throw a handful of alphabet cookies into a lunchbox, they always spell something completely inappropriate and rude like penis or sex :| i quit buying those potato alphabet thingies because of this problem: one day at dinner i looked down at my plate at dinner, and the letters read: faty. i wanted to mock those potato alphabet thingies for their AWFUL spelling but i was too embarrassed and ashamed to do so :(

still seething
that stater bros didn't even have my beloved yoplait creme caramel yogurts during yesterday's awful shopping experience.

but i did get
Pillsbury brownies for 50 cents - that is a total deal!!! however... i really like Duncan Hines a whole lot more than the Pillsbury dough boy for some reason. so who knows if they'll be deeply fudgy at all :|

looking online
for a whoopie pie recipe. i found one but they insist i need dutch-process cocoa and i only have hersheys. they swear my whoopie pies will suck if i use anything but dutch-process cocoa. i hate snooty recipes :(

the final straw
is that the recipe calls for buttermilk. who has buttermilk lying around??! and something called marshmallow cream?? what in the hell is that? to quote the dragon's den (best show EVER!) dragons, "i'm out". i saw whoopie pies at ralph's and susiecakes and corner bakery - no need for me to get out every kitchen appliance and have to eat the ugly rejects and then feel awful and lame for eating 8 in a row

off for more coffee xo