part two

• i don't like Oprah
• her facing-eating chimpanzee episode has given me nightmares and i am considering suing for the emotional distress
• and i still am in disbelief that she didn't give that woman, whose face was eaten by a chimpanzee, a BIRTHDAY gift...
• it was her birthday for heaven's sake!!
• and she's Oprah for heaven's sake!!
• give her a certificate for a face transplant, Oprah - you know you could do it!!
• and totally milk it for another few compulsive viewing shows...
  
• anyway i always thought chimps were supposed to be nice and somewhat human :|
• but then again i always thought Sarah Palin would be the same ;)
• and she was really really defensive and dull as dishwater/Todd :(
  
• and i get soooo confused with all her kids having almost the same names
• what's with trigg and track and tripp? did they just read one page of the baby names book...?
• yeah maybe, huh?
  
• i can't believe she called Katie Couric 'the perky one'
• (gasp)
• i love Katie Couric!
• at least she isn't the 'folksy one who uses the word maverick over and over'
• she said it AGAIN - like in the first minute of the interview!
• i have a sore sore throat
• and a headache
• and the sniffles :(
  
• so does Danny - i forsee a day off preschool painting snowflake ornaments and dumping an entire tub of glitter over them :)
• i wonder if we have the hini?
• hmm..... i really should see what all the hoopla and hysteria is about, huh ;)
  
• does anyone else know who the hell Ed Pierce is?
• or want to take pictures like him?
• one time he was taking pics of a 6 year old girl and said she was 'so hot'
• O
• M
• G
• and... ewwww!
• it was a clip - he didn't see fit to edit that out??!
  
• yeah, now i feel sick too :)
• off to take some aleve
• and have some ginger cat cookies for the nausea :)
• back later xoxox
  
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