ramble

i am on the dietest of diets!
i am never eating ever again!!
and it's really really hard to stop eating when you are used to sneaking a bite of unwanted child's waffle unconsciously here and there (the waffle is unwanted - not the child :|)
and a handful of ginger cat cookies on the way out of the kitchen
anyway i had to spit the biteful of waffle out :|
which i need to look up... that isn't bulimnia... right?
it's only bulimnia if you swallow it and then barf... right?
(argh american spellcheck says it doesn't have a n but it does - i know it does!!)
anyway i could never be bulimnic
because i hate being sick
it comes out of my nose and eyes
that isn't normal, surely?
blowing your nose and getting a tissue full of stomach lining???
it's enough to make you sick all over again :|
anyway, no food for me!
yes i know it's the holidays... worst time to diet, etc
but jenny craig says people can lose 12 pounds during the holidays
which i absolutely don't believe for a second...
and i am not doing her plan anyway
it's my plan! no food! nil by mouth!!
back later with the scoop on what i managed NOT to eat today
xoxox