a completely random list of stuff that sucks

• the awful awful awful woman who runs Danny's horse riding school - she is the quintessential terrifying clicker-clicking horse woman with a sandpapery voice and a personality to match. thankfully she doesn't teach the kids as she is not exactly good around little children. she told the kids (ranging in age from 3 to 6) in graphic detail how a horse kicked her in the hand, which made her thumb split open and the nail bust off : at this point i passed out from gripping my thumb for dear life and missed the rest of the lecture on safety... for once in my life i think the word 'owie' would have sufficed perfectly : anyway: class cancelled even though she isn't the teacher, i cannot stand another minute of her unscintillating company :
• having the stupid flu and how absolutely agonizing it is to spend time around someone like horse-woman when you feel like death warmed up and the mere mention of a thumbnail falling off makes you gag
  
• indigestion - two crafty spoonfuls of mac and cheese made with sticks of butter and cream will do that to you, i guess :(
• that blogoswitch guy. i hate how thick and gross his frightwig hair is, can you imagine how infected-ingrown-hair-y and sebaceous he gets around the hairline?? and i hate that he curses at Obama - you can curse with Obama but never AT Obama : seriously, who the hell is he?? that blogoswitch guy is the poster child for everything that's wrong with chicago (and that's an ugly poster)
• prius drivers. and i have no clue why since they are singlehandedly saving the planet ;) but they all seem to be supercilious, slow driving mofos from what i can see...
• V necks on men
• nerdy glasses on men
• straight men who act all fluffy and gay
  
• i hate in california you can only find a cute stripy beach chair in january... buying a cute stripy beach chair when it's only sunny/73 outside is just not right
• standing in Michaels waiting for Danny to decide which dragon or knight he is going to waste this week's coupon on :( i miss using my coupons for stuff i want :(

back later - minus the indigestion and attitude :)