well that's just great

not only did the awful nemesis mother at preschool not emigrate to a foreign land over the winter break as i had hoped and dreamed... but she actually had the nerve to sign up to be special helper the exact same week as me :| this means i need to actually conversate with this vacuous creature for 3 entire hours - but about whhhhat??! she is duller than dishwater and i have never seen her laugh - not once - ever :| that's her face :| we are from officially very different planets :| note to self: fake own mysterious disappearance 9-11 february :|

our soon-to-be-ex-neighbors are driving me absolutely nuts. since i have nothing else to do, i have been watching their moving-out comings/goings from the front window for what seems like 3 weeks now. i just want someone new and interesting to watch/judge/score with my highly accurate personality scoring system. how many mayflower trucks does it honestly take to move out? come on already - just go already!!!

in other news, i am a little bit worried that if all mtv shows are scripted, this means that Catelyn and Tyler and baby Carly aren't really real but a figment of some studio city writer's imagination... i must investigate online.... surely they are real??! i cried over that show!!

and finally and least importantly, i have no clue why, but occasionally my phone shakes all by itself and takes it's own picture....??? i wonder if my phone has some kind of spy living inside it? but surely it would take pictures of what it sees, and not of itself...? urgh, i hate being computer illiterate :|