the people at aveda are soooo mean and won't let me shop :( they have these banners all over the place saying i will get 3 free samples and free shipping if i enter code 'clinical 210' (because that's really easy to remember - assholes) and when i go and buy my favorite minty moisturizer, and add my 3 free samples (which are impossible to locate on their crappity website) and go to the checkout and enter 'clinical 210', they charge me for shipping AND the 'free' samples. oh and the moisturizer is out of stock. seriously? yes seriously :[

i lost my debit card at the zoo yesterday. so if you see a monkey at the store today, please call the police :[ because he most likely has my card and i can't afford the 2000 pounds of bananas and monkey nuts he is about to charge :(

speaking of monkeys i find it exasperating that last summer i looked EVERYWHERE for monchhichi monkeys (girl with pigtail) and almost considered traveling to Hong Kong to get one. now there are rows upon rows of them at target :( so i predict in 6 months' time eames-ish dining chairs will be readily available for $50 in awesome colors because that's what i am desperately seeking right now :[

dear buyer person at target, please buy these in awesome colors for $50 each (and get them in wood too in case i change my mind)

i can't even afford the dining chairs for rats :( and honestly who took this picture... haven't they heard of a little thing called EYE CONTACT?


ps... 16 and pregnant season opener - that poor little baby :( urgh that horrible horrible horrible girl :( his grandma calling him 'it' over and over and over. sob... i didn't even ever hear his name used... though i turned it off before the end, it was just that awful :