celebs i like:

• Martha Stewart - even though she makes me positively SICK with envy and i dread the arrival of her magazine each month because it makes me so depressed, i L-O-V-E her to pieces. she likes pretty bakeware and pets and sweet scalloped edges and good bedding and grosgain ribbon and everything that's good and wholesome. and i bet she smells like almonds too :)

• Katie Couric - no reason, i just LOVE her

• Patrick Swayze - pretty much all Patricks, no questions asked

• Bob Barker - i so miss him and can't bear to watch the Price is Right anymore :( even if those pretty ladies tell bad stories about him being a pig, he does the spay and neuter thing for his late wife you know! so he's NOT a pig! and Aaron's friends once met him and said he was lovely too. so there, barker's beauties :|

• Bill Clinton - he is just lovely and twinkly and all southern-like. and did i ever tell the Costco Yorba Linda story about him staying 3 entire hours after closing to make sure he signed everyone's books...? uhuh. i bet Bush wouldn't have done that

• Dr Phil - lovely and twinkly and southern-like also. and i love to quote him :)

• Britney Spears - she's just as cute as a speckled pup (see above:)

• Betty White

• Nate Berkus

• George Clooney/Dr Ross circa 1999 - no explanation necessary :)

and celebs i do NOT like:

• Kim/Kourtney/all of the Kardashians - WHO ARE THEY????!!! and why exactly am i supposed to be interested in keeping up with them...??

• anyone with the last name Gosselin

• Speidi (gag)
  

• Elisabeth Hasselbeck for OBVIOUS reasons
  

• Alex Trebek

• Fergie - her hair is so flat and lifeless :(
  

• Ben Affleck - though i get him confused with Matt Damon. but i don't like the tall, big headed one with poufy dark hair, the other one is OK ;)
  

• Mel Gibson - sooooooo not cute. and once i read he's a 'joker' it was all over for him. because i do NOT like jokers
  

• Dr Oz - he drives me crazy with all his doom-saying and pieces of dissected colon :( it's just not good tv... (and ps tv doctors should be cute always... and he is no George Clooney/Dr Ross circa 1999:)
  

• that young Dr Sears for the same reasons
  

oh there are many more... but i am tired and ready to climb the wooden hill.... back tomorrow :)