Wednesday, March 24, 2010

i don't get...

  • the grown-up happy meal... same price/no toy. why??! instead of the toy, at least give us a cookie :(
  • kelly wearing fur on real housewives. honestly, anyone wearing fur i just don't get, but especially her, she has no room to be more hated by the world :)
  • men who say 'nopers'. fluffy clueless mommies who say 'nopers' are bad enough, but men?????!!! i ask, why???!
  • ashton kutcher. not only does his first name have a silent h, but his second name rhymes with douche(r). and he's on team nikon ;) and he is the lovepet of a cougar too....
  • why people say 'what all are you doing?' where were these people in third grade...? and how did they graduate to fourth grade??!!
  • why they would cast a reincarnated Billy Mays lookalike as Amanda's love interest in Melrose Place... right when i was starting to forget him too :(
  • why when i asked for tickets to Gordon Ramsay's cookathon thingie, i got tickets for some dumb 'beat the chef' taping this weekend that the company is pretending he might be on. i am soooo not driving into stinky LA on the off chance i see him.... must see or won't go!!
  • what happened to Mark Wahlberg's third nipple :( i saw a trailer for that movie 'date night' and it was gone :( was it removed? photoshopped off??! why??! so sad!!
  • why i am soooo horrible at tightrope walking :( not to mention ski jumping :(

1 comment:

  1. I'm with you on the grownup Happy Meal. The toy is the BEST part. Have you noticed lately that the toys in the Happy Meals and also the Wendys kids meals are lousy? The last two that I have got R. from Wendy's have been made out of paper. The look of disappointment on her face is almost too hard to see.

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