things people are supposed to like...

but i don't, which makes me wonder if i am human or still a (resident) alien:

• the gap
  
• twilight
• starbucks
  
• baseball games
• sleeping in till 11am
• tattoos
  
• tropical vacations
• facebook
• flip flops
• chicago pizza
• talking on the phone
  
• target
• flying instead of driving
• fancy $500 shoes
• peperoni pizza
• going to the movies
• big SUVs
• new home communities
• church
• american idol
• the olive garden
• pedigree dogs
• museums/zoo/theme parks
  
• sunny days
• valet parking
• beige rooms
• snickerdoodles
• live shows
  
• marc jacobs handbags
• animal print a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g
• shopping at ikea
• dancing with the stars
• jamba juice
  
• piercings
  
• dreamworks movies (pixar fan :)
• late night talk shows
• south orange county
  
• all-you-can-eat snow crab legs
• parades (with ONE exception: the disney electrical parade:)
• killing bugs
• alcohol
• red robin
• mall shopping

things people are not supposed to like, but i do: (making me SURE i am still an alien)

• kmart
• instant coffee
• nonfat creamer
• dr phil
• staying at excalibur instead of bellagio :)
• little miss perfect
• overcast skies
• wearing black
• mary jane crocs
• hometown buffet
• burnt pizza
• all bran
• snails
• walmart
• martha stewart
• tap water
• 99 cent store
• minivans
• anaheim
• rainy days