tuesday

i overslept till 6:52am. urgh - but then... i remembered my teeth! so i sprung out of bed to run to the bathroom to use my new 'softer than cashmere' toothbrush and admire my perfectly white teeth!

Danny was telling me this morning about a game he and his little neighborhood friend invented called "elmo deserves it" in which they beat elmo up :| i had to pretend to be shocked all the while feeling overwhelmingly proud that Danny hates him too :)

and don't get me started on the backyardigans. i hate to see roadkill, but i would happily run over those backyardigans and then back up and do it again :| their voices - arrrghhhhhhh

Oh. Em. Gee!! Sam is VACUUMING! D-A-I-L-Y!!!! how i love our sticker chart invention thingie! and the fact that we get the vacuuming done (by Mr Fussy no less who must vacuum in perfect lines) for 20 cents!! however he is terrorizing Mr Bumps and that is strictly forbidden in this house :| except by Friday - yes i like watching cat fights (which i am sure is illegal, but so exciting to watch!)

it's Dr Seuss's birthday!!! browsing facebook is actually useful for the handful of people who post something interesting on their walls (you know who you are xoxo :)
here are my favorite of his books in order:
Horton Hatches the Egg (Danny too! he dislikes Mayzie very much)
Sneetches (how on earth did Dr Seuss predict the whole nikon/canon switcheroo in the 1960s??!)
Green Eggs and Ham (how Sam got to read his name so well)
The Zax
Fox in Socks (we have an alternative name that is racy, wildly inappropriate and i stress: we DO NOT use that name around our children:)
Horton Hears a Who
Go Dog Go!

as always my least favorite list too:
The Cat in the Hat (it's fun to read but i really don't like the cat at all)
Oh the Places You'll Go!
Too Many Daves...

back later xoxo