loving- mcdonalds caramel frappe thingies (so much better than starbucks and no snooty laptop people who don't have children and don't know how to react when they see one)
- the moms at preschool (except, regrettably, the ones in the next list:)
- the zen that is mixing melted chocolate and crushed cornflakes together to make little chunks of edible concrete
- 'Blackbird' by the Beatles
- this amazing genius buffet of buffets invention, with which you can cruise the buffets of Vegas nonstop all day long for one price :)
- wii Beatles rock band - if heaven is a place on earth it's singing every song on Abbey Road with the hubbie on guitar, after the kids have gone to bed and never wanting to quit and go to bed even though you're aching and exhausted :)
- the very idea of a Michael Jackson cirque du soleil show :)
hating- that Sydney is back at preschool :| with her vacuous bluetooth, white-shoe-wearing Speidi-esque mother :|
- that i judgmentally attribute JJ's feral behavior to the fact that his mommy has tattoos on her neck
- Walgreens (i am determined to yelp about that little bitch Alex in the pharmacy :)
- Stella McCartney - for absolutely no real reason... she just has that mean girl Gwyneth/Madonna look about her ;)
- Nancy Botwin
- the word 'weaksauce' and the people who jump on lame douchey online community bullshit words like that and force me to have to hide them on facebook (which is when i just decide to X them as it seems more honest... but then i know they will ask why... and saying they use lame expressions like weaksauce makes me feel like i'm a mean girl too... but honestly, i am not mean, just hopelessly british and correct!! british people don't use bullshit made-up words because the dictionary is peppered with really wonderful REAL words like lame and douche and bullshit already :)
wondering- how old all the real husbands of New York are... they are all kind of wrinkly and pedo looking from afar ;)
- how come Nancy Botwin gets away with all kinds of really bad things on Weeds, but i almost pee my pants using a coupon that i printed twice at Albertson's because it clearly said one per customer, but it was a great coupon so i just HAD to print it twice :)
- how come Nancy Botwin's kids are smart and sweet even though she never spends ANY time with them, when i feel guilty and responsible if i am not playing with/teaching/correcting my kids nonstop all day long... i don't want to be a drug dealer or nothing but i would like the occasional guilt free day off.....
- why the nice husband and wife ducks, that were staying in our front yard, decided to move away... even though we built them a little shelter from the rain (in case they were thinking of starting a family) and bought them official wild duck food from Petsmart :(
- why anyone in their right mind would want the Taylor Swift band hero.........? sure there's no Rolling Stones or David Bowie game but there's Taylor Swift :|
- if anyone in the focus groups actually likes the insidious Siena family....? they make me never ever want to own a Siena and i used to like Sienas :|
wishing- it was warmer than 49 degrees here
- for a Michael Jackson 'just dance' game already, so i can start training for my cirque du soleil audition :|
- they had awesome flavors of potato chips here - i miss roast beef and prawn cocktail flavor chips, even though i don't actually like roast beef and prawn cocktail :)
- we had more fish sticks
- it was summer already (because it's frrrrreeezing here!)
- we had a second guitar (and the new one was a Hofner bass....)
- i could think of a yelp account name that i won't forget because it's not inkyblack
off to play a little 'all you need is love' before bed xoxo
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