things that make me sick

• people who tug on their earrings, especially when the hole is almost torn (argh i can't type for gripping my earlobes) kate gosselin does it compulsively as if her list isn't already a mile long :|

• returning things to stores - especially to assholes like Alex at Walgreens who deserves his very own "dear Alex at Walgreens - suck my left nut" facebook fan page :|

• tall shoes

• dusky pink nail polish

• eating two packs of worcester sauce potato chips (i found this out at lunchtime....)

• walking through customs trying to look innocent, knowing very well you lied on your forms :|

• people who wear really really tight pants (exception: Freddie Mercury)
  

• driving along lonesome stretches of freeway with 0.01 gallons of gas left

• those awful awful awful bags that look all real housewives of new jersey
  

• that reminds me - animal print a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g

• jewel's voice

• MGM Grand in Las Vegas for absolutely no good reason

• the smell of workmen in home depot

• red robin

• shopping in Calumet

• the Paris metro (and the SMELL!)

• how people in big huge cities take the liberty of staring at you on subways, metros, tubes, etc but never smile back
  

• bent back fingernails

• people scraping their fork against their plate
  

• people who crunch on apples like horses do
  

• people who chew with their mouths open

• people who pop their gum (especially when they're old enough to know better.... that means you, daycare lady at childtime)

• people who chew ice (it makes me wish chewing ice really did cause very bad things to happen :)
  

• the way Nancy Botwin drinks her soda
  

• christian rock music
  

• dogs riding in the back of trucks
  

• anything with beating wings

• the smell of shoe repair shops and costco tire center

• country music singers (especially men, except Willie Nelson - he doesn't make me physically sick, just kind of bored :)

• board games of any kind
  

• 95% of lens baby pics
  

• chocolate and fruit sitting together breathing the same air
  

• ditto onion bagels next to cinnamon bagels
  

• dropping things on my bare toes - i just dropped a teaspoon on my toe and it hurt like the dickens :|
  

• french manicures especially on plastic nails
  

• men who do that snot nose withdraw sound (and some women even do just to further turn my delicate tummy upside-down)

• the smell of poopy diapers (i have to breathe through my mouth when a poopy kid is around so as not to heave and feel embarrassed on behalf of the offending child :)

• people talking about scars and stitches in graphic detail
  

• slimy turkey meat
  

• slimy ham
  

• steak with chewy fat on it

• seasoned fries

• bread that isn't super duper fresh and kind of smells like ash

• tamales

• even remotely undercooked chicken

• playing baseball on the wii
  

• going to the movies or theatre (my legs get sooooo completely restless and it's the only time i really want to run :)

• staying in bed too long

• weddings
  

• any more than two cups of coffee in a 24 hour period

• starbucks coffee
  

• pizza hut's greasy crust

• the cheesecake factory

• the medium setting on Guitar Hero :)