beatles, sluts and canoes

so we didn't get the Beatles Rock Band after all... even though it DID have the very special Hofner bass and microphone stand that we positively NEEEED in order to sing harmonies... because the stupid person on craigs list's stupid wife let her stupid coworker have it. i know - what on earth????? surely i can sue these people for getting my hopes up like this, and then dropping me like a stone...? for the emotional distress, surely?? it's just ridiculous, i don't know how some people sleep at night, i really don't....

but... we did get a big red boat instead :) and our boys are pretty happy :) and i must admit you can go places and do things in a boat that you can't do with a plastic guitar and fake drums. so it's all good... but i really hope the above-mentioned people CANNOT SLEEP TONIGHT!!!

speaking of sleeping at night and not being able to... or just generally sleeping with anyone 'hot' wearing a wedding band... Rielle Hunter. oh deary me - what a confused mess she is. but i love confused messes like Rielle Hunter!!! so i'm off to watch the second half of Oprah and savor every sleazy dirty-bitch minute of it :)