Monday, June 21, 2010

bluberry picking, rat children and sensor bars

ate
sooooooo many huge sun-warmed blueberries this morning that my tummy hurts now (but in a good way:)

encountered
the world's most obnoxious child in McDonalds. imagine a boy version of Darla, the terrifying girl who shakes the goldfish till it's dead in Finding Nemo and you have this child, braces and all :| while i was ordering happy meals at the counter, talking to a grown-up, he was tugging on my shirt (i know!! i wanted to smack his hands right there and then - but they weren't mine to smack...) telling me Danny had just called him 'dumb face' :| his lameass mother stood behind him, wringing her hands, apologizing profusely for her obnoxious tattletale child 'thing'. i didn't know what to say- so i contined to order my side salad - and also dressing and a fork with which to eat it, because heaven forbid those items should be included automatically. i asked Danny what happened and he said the child thing cornered him inside the tubes and told him to say the rudest curse word he knew, and that was the nicest one he could say out loud :) luckily Danny's explanation was loud enough for the child thing's mom to hear and i swear the building shook with shame :)

made
rice a roni - i love rice a roni but i don't quite understand why it's the San Francisco treat....

worked
on a huuuuuge wall collage for the den. the stress is palpable - i am going to have to repaint the wall to accommodate this collage and it's all very scary and expensive....

baked
blueberry muffins. i am trying to only eat two... but they are SO GOOD and full of blueberries bigger than the muffins themselves :)

bought
some wii sensor bar thingie that i have been resisting buying, because i hate drinking more of the koolaid and being part of any kind of mind controlling cult. but we kind of need it because the den is too big and if you want to play guitar on the couch, well you just need it ;) anyway it rang up as $4 when i got to the checkout :) take that, cult!!

hoping
someone somewhere hears my desperate plea for a new 'just dance' with lady gaga and michael jackson. i am SO SICK of dancing to 'acceptable in the 80s' :|

disliking
the Lego David Bowie in Lego Rock Band - he is far too stubby and short and not at all as lovely as the real thing :(

off to ponder something huge and puzzling and difficult to compute - back tomorrow xoxxo

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