Tuesday, June 01, 2010

coupons, possums and george clooney

oh how much do i hate coupons that require the installation of some kind of high tech coupon printer crap? answer: "a lot". i just want to print a damned wendy's frosty coupon, not fly to the moon. oh and now it says i've already printed the damned coupon... which i clearly haven't. screw you wendy!! and keep your damned frosty too!!!

but this is cool - you can get a wonderfully sleazy tabloid magazine delivered every week for $5 for an entire year :) that's 52 editions of unflattering pictures and tall tales about Dr Phil beating Robyn to a pulp outside the Ivy, not to mention crossword puzzles that dumb people can fill in and really lame letters from readers. it's got to be worth $5... right??

i love the person who invented the scamper ramp for drowning pets - what a nice man he is! anyone who likes possums is A-OK in my book. it's my dream to open a rescue and rehabilitation home for hardluck possums and call it 'possumbody cares' :) i want to also domesticate possums as they are so darned cute and cuddly! they are just like huge rats - that's a very good thing in my book :)

off to bed. ER reruns from 1996 are on, that's why :)

1 comment:

  1. my hubby brought two teeny tiny baby oppossums home to his mama one time. She raised them up. Their house was in the woods, so when they got older they just started hiking off for periods of time, then coming back. one day...they just never came back. they were cute little babies. loved to have them hang from their tales off my fingers. :)

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