i had a blueberry and a raspberry for lunch with a spoonful of fat free yogurt and lean cuisine vodka pasta thing for dinner. i am far too scared to weigh myself after that oinkfest :| i bet i gained at least 10 pounds ;)
i want to make my children into iphones for halloween - however they won't hear of it and i am DYING to make humungous iphones out of foamcore boards covered with stick-on app icons :( i just want to make them a costume, just once in their lives... is it too much to ask??! i am going to write to Nate Berkus about it. for no other reason than i want to get close enough to him to smell his hair :)
lastly, here is the latest gripping episode of the Ray Moors/Joe Ferret saga.... the story so far, Joe Ferret sent a survey to Ray Moors, who is running for CA state assemblyman, asking him his position on legalizing ferrets, should he get elected. Ray, being the hot headed republican that he is, replied that he had had a ferret for dinner because he needs more meat (which is kind of gross seeing as he owns a barbecue restaurant in Chino... i wonder if they serve ferret meat there...) his reply was full of spelling mistakes and Joe Ferret mentioned that in her reply.... well today she got this note from Mr Hot Head:
"Heidi, I’ve had an operation on my right hand (carpal tunnel - you know it:) which sometimes causes me to mistype. I’m quite a busy guy right now doing that which few people have the courage to do. ... True, I did not have the time to do a spell check on my post and take great opposition on that account that you sum me up as “What a Jerk!” However, I do now have the time to invite you to go to hell on the fastest ferret you can find. Gratefully, Ray Moorsand with that i am going to bed to watch some Flipping Out (Jeff is my kind of hot head though i don't like his puffy upper lip....) and overindulge in ginger cat cookies and ice cold milk. screw you, scales - SCREW YOU!!!
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