kindness, coupons and colonics :)

while i love the idea of random acts of kindness, they really aren't suited to oc living. whenever i am in michaels or joanns or wherever, and the lady in front of me doesn't have a coupon and asks the mean little witch cashier if she has one and the mean little witch snaps back that no she bloody well doesn't, and i offer said customer one of my coupons because i am just that nice (and i print multiple ones on sheets in case i have a project that requires multiple trips:), said customer seems surprised and suspicious, but snatches it from me with a very forced begrudging thank you... and no, this is not just a one-off thing, i have tried sooooooo many times to be nice and here there is just no pay-off for niceness (maybe there is a little heaven-like place on a soft fluffy cloud, full of grateful people waiting for me at the end of the long and winding road:)

today i bought my very first groupon - i feel sick with worry that it won't work or it's a scam:) it is for soap.com so what could possibly go wrong, right? everyone needs soap (except the french hehe) actually i want to buy 4 x neutrogena anti-residue shampoo since it is the closest thing to confession that i have tried so far (i so wish they made rainbath in that clean, sin-free scent)

great. the stupid brownie thing made me gain one pound :| is it even possible to walk six miles? because today i'm walking six miles :|

i am wondering if fruit has too much sugar and i need to give it up...? i usually have berries with yogurt for lunch, i am officially cutting out the berries from now on... can life get ANY worse???!

this is far far far too much information.... but i really want colonic hydrotherapy :| it's $220 but they promise such things as improved digestion, a sense of well-being, less bloating and reduced discomfort. HOT DOG!!! that sounds awesome! surely $220 is a small price to pay?? but... i am soooo painfully shy, i am too ashamed to even get a pedicure because my second toe is longer than my big toe and i read that people with such abnormalities should join the circus because they will never be accepted in polite society... and also i can't even pee if the toilet door isn't locked and the windows are closed to dissuade peeping toms.... so i want to invent my own at-home colonic irrigation system!!! like an enema with a shop vac attachment and of course a disposable reservoir tank - i know it would be a winner because it would pay for itself in one session. oh gosh, i must get it patented!!!

off to do playdoh and jigsaw puzzles, while dreaming of my first appearance on QVC :)