i'm not in love...........

but gawd that awful girlfriend of George Clooney's really really REALLY bugs me :) maybe it's her armfuls of nasty tattoos, or maybe the 's' in her name where a 'z' should clearly be (this is reason 7 of my elisabeth hasselback shitlist) or just the fact that she's stepping out with MY imaginary husband that makes me really really dislike her. really, i just don't think she's good enough for him ;)

i'm also not in love - or even slightly obsessed - but...

and...

and....

and finally...

how is that even possible????

today i walked 11.60 miles and it was much much hotter than 68 degrees, thanks weather channel for unestimating the temperature by about 50 degrees... i am so sunburnt and scratchy and achey and have listened to 'the downward spiral' 25 times today (but 'march of the pigs' is such an adorably aptly named walking song :)

i am forced to hate johnnie boden yet again. yesterday i bought a jumper and pants that came to $100, but with all my fancy discount cards, the final total was $22.50 (i know - isn't that cool?! :) anyway, when i got my email they had charged me $100 :| big mistake. HUUUUGE!!! so i called and ms mcsnippetty american accent woman answered the phone. urgh - i wanted to talk to a real person, a reasonable human being with a british accent, who wouldn't be so patronizing and phoney bullshitty and say things like 'is there anything else can i help you with today?' when they couldn't help in the first place :| she was soooo obnoxious and just completely useless that i was forced to hang up on her. and if i see so much as a PENNY more than $22.50 on my statement, i'm sooooooo emailing johnnie boden personally over this :|

i am feeling so antsy and itchy.... i think because i am growing my eyebrows for 8 weeks and i can't touch them AT ALL (except to stimulate the hair follicles with vaseline at bedtime) and because MJ: the experience is out in just 6 days' time... i am losing sleep that amazon.com won't meet their preorder delivery promise like they did last time :|

off to bed with some gummivites and whirly word (Theresa, it's free and my favorite pointless waste of time app :)

i admit to being in love with and hopelessly inspired by Mario Testino and his gorgeous portraits