i'm not obsessed with celebrities or nothing but....

i hate seeing that sweet little (however sadly, not very smiley) Beckham baby treated like she's nothing more than a fancy designer bag on Victoria Beckham's praying mantis arm :(  no diaper bag in sight... or floppy bunny... or well-loved blankie :(  and that woman looks SO effing bloody miserable - someone should give her something to be sad and miserable about!!  honestly, i want to slap her out of it :|

i am deeply worried about George Clooney.  i read he is lonely, miserable and in constant pain :( (but unlike the stick insect mentioned in paragraph one, he smiles all the time!) also has a bleeding stomach ulcer :(  last week, i noticed he had apple cider vinegar in his fridge - and i feel like i MUST warn him about this deadly product - i read this so-called magical elixir is actually very harmful and can cause esophageal CANCER.  would it be too stalkerish to send him a letter?! surely not, as i plan on saving his life ;)

in other news, i still haven't been to the bank.  but it's a good thing because more checks have arrived.  also i ate too much pizza today. waaaaay too much pizza... back on hunger strike now ;)  sharks tank, diet coke and bed - c'est la vida loca xoxo

last week it really was all happening at the zoo......

Megan looooooooooves this box :)

this is how he rolls (and always barefoot:)

this week i put a boy with a girl instead of both girls together :|  pregnancy scare #2 :|

biggest, softest, fluffiest, snuggliest, saggiest cloth cat ever :)