- that snake-skinned drag queen kris jenner for dissing my sweet Honey Boo Boo child - really kris? because HER family is crass? dear kettle: it's pot - you're black (or something, i'll never get it right and it's not a racist slur, i promise ;)
- stars doing voice-overs for cartoons - also directing. because they don't have a job already??? let real human beings have a chance at making a living too!!!
- toms shoes. they look like folded-up napkins to me and honestly, i just don't give a tupenny damn that they give a second pair away to poor people, just give me my pair for half price and we'll call it fair ;)
- the scruffy family with the ugly house and the chickens and the goats who had a 'yes on 8' sign in 2008 :| now, they are building some horrible monstrosity out of leftover siding and breeze blocks to house their homophobic goats. i am sure they are part of a religious cult
- pictures of lunchboxes :| yes i am quite sure you're a totally awesome mommy, much better than me in fact, with my regular rectangular sandwiches - but you really should have married someone who told you you're an awesome mommy everyday, instead of looking to everyone else for validation :|
- complete stranger men who shake their heads at women for driving poorly (guilty as charged and i don't care: i'm always on my phone ;) this is why i don't own a gun. and i keep a permanent prescription for mind-altering drugs so i have an excuse for temporarily losing it at the drop of a hat ;)
- also: Clint Eastwood and also by default: Carmel
- also: Mitt Romney who reminds me of a Teddy Ruxpin version of Richard Nixon (is it just me....? he's so animatronic... which begs the question: who the hell is controlling him????!)
- that burnt food is more fattening than raw food - also that it gives you cancer
- wheat thins and triscuits - life is waaaaaaaaaaay too short for things that taste healthy but aren't
- TV talent shows and 'wars'
- talking like a pirate - i flatly refuse to do so because it's stupid
- people who think stupid is a bad word - because that itself is just plain stupid ;)
- also: keep calm and carry on: i would never in a million years keep calm and carry on at someone's request :|
- also: live laugh love
- the word: tidbits (it should be titbits)
- Christina Aguilara (i am secretly so glad she got fat ;)
- the expression: "bring it!" (and the generic lame people who use it to death)
- also: "let's do this!"
What I read in November 2020
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It’s almost the end of the year! The kids are going to be done with school
any day now, I am so excited. That means my book reading will go down
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omg i hate the lunch box ladies too! i see their pics on instagram and for a second i think to myself "should i be doing that instead of having the kids BUY lunch?" and then i remember, i have a life.
ReplyDeletewell i don't really have a life but i certainly don't spend my precious tv/target time making boiled eggs look like cars ;) ohhh i can't wait to be neighbors with you Angela, you are my kinda mommy xoxo
ReplyDeleteawwwww shucks. thanks chickie! and of course you have a life. if you didn't you'd be making egg cars!
ReplyDeletecan i add to your list?
ReplyDelete{quietly adding my loathing towards the whole thought process of sessions cant possibly happen with sweet little familys unless they are all wearing matching colored outfits from Anthropology}