Rockette training on hold :|

it's no secret that i've been in training to be a Rockette for.... well, for absolutely ever, since i first saw them perform and couldn't believe my eyes... whoa, they are amazing!!!!!!!  anyway my Rockette training is not going so well.  i may as well just accept that i love pizza and chocolate too much and i hate working out and boring crap like practicing and remembering routines.  and sadly you can't become a Rockette just by watching them on youtube - it takes actually real effort and talent :(

sooooo i have decided to become a NURSE instead!!!!!!!!!!  they get to wear scrubs and always have pretty nails and they just talk to doctors who look like George Clooney and Goran Visnjic all day long AND they get paid for it!  and guess what: there are courses right by the Market Basket (best grocery store ever) under the Sagamore Bridge!!!  it's official: i'm becoming a freaking nurse!!!  i am going to have different scrubs for each season and i will do crafts with old people and pretend i am listening to their stories about the old days and they will put me in their wills and i will inherit beautiful oceanfront property all over Cape Cod and make my own little compound........... with none of the bad luck, scandal or tragedy allowed :)

in other news: i finally managed to spend $25 at amazon and use that godforsaken $5 off coupon.  seriously ever other day i can spend $2500 on amazon but today?  not a sausage.  i ended up buying Essie 'she's pampered' and Essie 'spaghetti strap' to get it up to the total (thanks a LOT Amy for starting up that craziness again ;)

off to make oatmeal with PB2 for dinner and kid myself i'm having fun (NOT)

    (OMG Marc Almond looks JUST THE SAME!!!!!

i had no clue he was from Southport....)