is it friday yet...?

there is an unsub on the loose (i cannot remember for the life of me what unsub means i know it means bad guy...) someone has crept into my private bathroom haven and completed one of the number searches from my private puzzle book collection... it wouldn't be such a big deal but i can only do the simple ones at the front of the book and the perp chose to do NUMBER ONE... (the ones at the back are for total geniuses and i have no idea how anyone does them without copying them from the answers, so we know the unsub isn't smart either :)

if i hear the word madagascar or that song 'i want to move it move it' one more time... i will spontaneously combust, i am soooooooo not kidding. surely it's bedtime? somewhere in the world it's bedtime, surely..?

i cannot resist a shiny tempting offer. at coinstar if you put $40 or more into their coin sorting thingie they will give you an extra $10 back and that is an offer too good to be true... so now i am staring at my bucket, trying to guess by weight, how much is in it... if i take it to stater bros there will only be $37.53, i just know it, and i will have to beg the cashier for $2.50 in quarters to make up the difference...

walked for the first time in a week today due to my lame flu. it was a perfect 73 degrees. all the lame-o McCain lawn signs have gone (!) and the awful 'yes on 8' homophobic goat family have finally taken down their HUGE OBNOXIOUS YELLOW 'yes on 8' sign. but the 'no on 8' lesbian labrador couple's sign now reads NO ON HATE. gooooo labrador family!!! gosh i sure wish i was brave enough to talk to them over their picket fence, i want gay friends soooo badly, it's palpable (sob)

i hate projects such as photobooks. i have never successfully made one without losing my mind/having to take an anti-anxiety pill/hating the finished product. today i thought it was my lucky day - oprah had some fancy offer for an EASY free snapfish book, a $29.99 value :) so far i have sat and watched dots spin maddeningly in circles for hours on end, while it 'loads'. i am guessing today isn't going to be my lucky day either.

my omnipresent-headache-of-the-last-few-days-is-gone playlist:
kitty - presidents of the usa
watch that man - david bowie
sweet child o mine - guns n roses
orange crush - rem (like losing my religion/man on the moon/etc i have never listened to this song all the way through by choice because it was sooo mtv played to death... now when i listen to it i actually quite like it :)
paranoid - black sabbath (yes Aaron... i do and did when you were in short pants;)