more things on my mind

i wonder why Danny thinks that the second i finally sit down in my favorite computer chair with my favorite morning cup of nescafe with sweet'n'lo, after replacing and laundering all the bedding (with lavender scented bleach:), and making the kitty litter into a zen garden of fresh baking soda lines, and sweeping the kitty litter under the dryer, and cleaning every inch of our 18 feet of seamless countertop/sink/backsplash with lavender scented cleaner, why at that second, i would want to go outside to play baseball????? and why does saying no make me feel absolutely wretched and evil :(

i wonder why women in their sixties still write checks in grocery stores.... have they no shame?? is their skin so thick that they can't feel 16 eyes boring holes in their back as they write their narrative with perfect cursive swirls and curls, and slowly deduct $52.54 off their bank balance in the little notebook thing in the back.... arrghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i wonder why some people have sooo much confidence that they can cavort around a stripper pole in a purple body stocking - weighing 300 pounds - on TELEVISION (dance your ass off) but i have soooo little confidence that just watching it makes me feel sick with nerves and utter shame on their behalf :|

i wonder why shreds of peeling sunburnt skin are sooo completely addictive to pull off... MUST STOP, i am getting dangerously close to the good skin attached to nerves and blood vessels (ouch!)

i wonder why hot dogs come in sets of 7 but buns come in sets of 8... that bothers me

i wonder why anyone would need a kitchen with something like THIS beauty available for $129 :) this invention has been in my little book of inventions for years... with a car adaptor and wheels so you can roll it into hotels :)


i wonder when my package from land's end will arrive. and if i have a regular torso or not :|

i wonder why the 3 days before a trip to VEGAS drag!!!!!!!! let it be saturday already!!!!!!

i wonder.... still... what the hell is the point of twitter???? i think this little birdie agrees :)