wednesday things

tonight i realized a lifelong dream - to enjoy a chicken dinner at Polly's Pies! and Polly did NOT disappoint... even though the place did have a faint smell of indoor dogs, and leo sayer playing in the background. but it was lovely and familiar and reminded me of my babysitter's house circa 1975 :) they even had my 3rd favorite pie ever (after my homemade apple and rightmoon pumpkin) from England - real life egg custard pie, which is VVVVHTF in the USA :)

bar none THE funniest joke ever:
what did the zero say to the eight?
nice belt!!

a joke i made up all by myself:
what did the one say to the eleven?
i didn't know you had a twin! (it makes sense... right...? or would eleven having a twin make it 1111...? urgh, i overthink everything....)

this is Danny's joke that he made up all by himself:
why was the three scared of the thousand?
because he was so much bigger (it's official, he's going to Harvard:)

off to bed in time to get nicely tucked in before criminal minds commences (squirrel man please LEAVE!!)