today's missions

jigsaw puzzles with Danny before kindy - he actually already did ALL his homework!! (unheard of:)

find 65 pound white linen paper... i can never decide how many pounds is thick enough but surely 65 pounds is almost 3 times as thick as 24 pound paper...?

kill dandelions armed with nothing but a kettle of boiling water, a big bottle of vinegar and a weed hound thingie

failing that - if they're not dead within 20 seconds - go to Target*, buy weed killer and go postal on them

*i swore i was not going to shop for the entire month of February but i clearly set myself impossible goals and having a dandelion free lawn is really important to my wellbeing

find a box of 36 foil wrapped hershey bars and print 10 year old appropriate valentine wrappers (and assemble without eating too many of the bars that feel not quite perfect/broken;)

beg a small child to come and play with Danny after school so he doesn't feel awfully jealous of Sam's playdate

risk Pizza Hut pizza again, wildly popular with the boys, not so much with my delicate 96% vegan tummy :|

which reminds me, i didn't hear Oprah say a whole lot about what she ate this past week that was veggie... so i think she cheated, i know she did ;)

which also reminds me, go to that dreaded hell wholefoods and find fake chicken breasts (i miss chicken but not enough to ever eat it again, especially after hearing that poultry don't have the 'luxury' of being slaughtered the Temple Grandin way:(

back later xoxo